i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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