No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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