Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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