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I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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