Don't EVER smell your tampon
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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