i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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You can't just leave with hair like that
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
FUCK WHALES
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