the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I think people are normalizing furries
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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