I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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