Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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Just pee around me
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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