Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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