Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You can't motorboat a personality
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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