I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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