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• (323): View more from California

  You know you want to come over later

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  1:27a: Um no

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  1:45a: Maybe

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  2:05a: Probably

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  2:38a: I'm outside, let me in

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.

  (917): View more from New York City

  I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.

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• (718): View more from New York

  He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.

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• (707): View more from California

  Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything

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