Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?