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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane

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• (310): View more from California

  Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?

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  To be honest, kinda.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.

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  ...the American dream.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.

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• (818): View more from California

  I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished

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  I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.

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