This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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