I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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