your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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