if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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