doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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