The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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