Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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