The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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