This girl is more easily done than said...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
