i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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