I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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