i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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