you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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