will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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