whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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