please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
