But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
zippers are such a cool invention
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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