two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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