whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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