Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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