Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
wow bdsm is so cute