I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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