White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Small penises have feelings too.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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