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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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