Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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