no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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