I want to have your abortion
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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