also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Ketchup is God's man juice
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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