Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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