What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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