Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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