We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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