Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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