pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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