booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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