So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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