You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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