ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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