My brain says no but my pants say off.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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