If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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