Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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