porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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