Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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