My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
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I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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